I believe that every american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom
Yes, it does.
People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
why couldnt you let us believe in the boner wave
"the sun is up and SO AM I!"
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
So you have asked, so you have received. I present to you:
Mamoru Chiba telling dad jokes.
“Emma and Hook will engage in some more passionate activities to start off the new season.” - [x]